Shane - Hailing from Brea, CA, Shane Parker has been writing illegible scripts and stories since before he could even read.  He is also a poet, a cartoonist, and a Jedi academy dropout.  His dreams include living on a Siberian husky farm with his husky Alex and pitbull Rocco and someday becoming the brilliant mind to pen an official Inception/Nightmare on Elm Street crossover film.  Shane is a die hard Philadelphia Eagles fan who figures he may actually die before seeing them win a Superbowl, but he knows that fandom is not for the weak.  Shane is excited to be doing Gishwhes this year and hopes the purchase of an oddly accurate gorilla suit will finally pay off!